The original idea [ of the Pineapple Express] came from Judd [Apatow] actually. He just kind of had the loose notion of like, 'What about a weed action movie?'.

I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from.

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them.

I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.

Even vegetables have feelings in our world.

Life isn't fair, it's just fairer than death, that's all.

Angels can do no better.

All things are possible until they are proved impossible-and even the impossible may only be so as of now.

From a distance it is something and nearby it is nothing.

Nothing can stand in the way of the power of millions of voices calling for change.

As long as I'm not living out of a suitcase, I'm happy.

You don't do art for any other reason than to help your soul grow.

The photographer is filled with doubt. Nothing will soothe him.

If Japan had been near to either England or France, war would have broken out long ago.

I lost my wife Barbara to cancer few years ago. I would give whatever time I have left to spend one more day with her.