In my sick brain, gruesome violence and comedy go as hand-to-hand together as anything else in the world.

I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from.

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them.

I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.

Even vegetables have feelings in our world.

That girl who doesn’t even understand my language properly, understands my heart, but the one who should, doesn’t even try

One is never too late to become young at heart.

I realize that I cannot say enough. So. Since I cannot say enough, at least I will avoid saying to much".

In academic life you seek to state absolute truths in politics you seek to accommodate truth to the facts around you.

Jealousy lives upon doubts. It becomes madness or ceases entirely as soon as we pass from doubt to certainty.

Louis C. K. is one of my all time favorite standup comedians.

I love myself today, not like yesterday.

Nothing is ever done until everyone is convinced that it ought to be done, and has been convinced for so long that it is now time to do something else.

If we have a bitcoin universe, you don't get to print money for war. You don't get to have money for a prison/industrial complex. You don't get money for a war on drugs. You have to ask the people.

The universe is a communion of subjects, not a collection of objects.