I would only date a 15 year old high school girl.

I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from.

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them.

I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.

Even vegetables have feelings in our world.

Pain can kill, all on its own: the body goes into shock and shuts down.

...in an infinite universe, anything that could be imagined might somewhere exist.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

I don't like to just have a repetitive life where I do the same thing over and over. I love to be able to learn something new, explore something new.

The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice.

Somewhere along the line, I conditioned myself to be a quick thinker. I take a step back and try to assess the situation, then make the best decision possible at the moment.

In all my work, I'm interested in trying to understand the human consequences of government policies.

Usually the Indian people are outsiders who have to look up at the people who look down.

The nearer you come into relation with a person, the more necessary do tact and courtesy become.

In the Grand Canyon, Arizona has a natural wonder which is in kind absolutely unparalleled throughout the rest of the world.