I don't even have a stalker. I'm just not the guy that people stalk.

I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from.

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them.

I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.

Even vegetables have feelings in our world.

He was persuaded he could know no happiness but in the society of one with whom he could for ever indulge the melancholy that had taken possession of his soul.

Learn to be your own best friend first then you will find true happiness, because happiness is from within.

Audubon considered it a bad day if he didn’t shoot a hundred birds. “It’s amazing that his name has become synonymous with conservation.

Ultimately, making movies, if you don't have a big star, it's hard to do. Or if it's not a star director.

We have the words in our pockets, obscure directions. The old ones have taken away the light of their presence.

One can hardly think too little of one's self. One can hardly think too much of one's soul.

Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come?

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol

Life was what you did with what was done to you.

What is actually happening is often less important than what appears to be happening.