Zoo: An excellent lace to study the habits of human beings

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Someone is assigned to not only hear your heart's song but will strum your heart strings melodically. Listen with your heart.

The actor becomes an emotional athlete.

We take for granted electricity, water, even concerts. Count your blessings.

I myself am not afraid of ghosts; I am afraid of people.

I draw people as I see them. I'm not involved in making artistic masterpieces. My, my object is to mirror people and I've always done that.

Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm.

Success means pursuing a career that inspires you-brings passion to your life and totally absorbs your energy.

Dance like nobody's looking.

A "critic" is a man who creates nothing.

At AOL, we thought the killer app was people