You would have to be naive to think you can appear on television and not have the material edited in some way.

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly.

I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

I don't feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.

Obviously those who burn to be professional jesters mean that they want to be successful comedians. And those are always an elite, microscopic portion of the population. But oh, how they try.

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.

What is worse losing love or never finding it at all?

The family trees of all of us, of whatever origin or trait, must meet and merge into one genetic tree of all humanity by the time they have spread into our ancestries for about 50 generations.

We are all walking repositories of hidden treasures.

God's Word is especially suited to directing those who want to focus primarily on the nature and direction of their own hearts.

I have had my share with boys, longings are for men heron.

The behaviour of President Bush on 11 September certainly gives rise to not unnatural suspicions.

I agonize over things like this - the order of things, section titles, all this architectural sort of stuff. Takes me years to figure out.

If you truly love me, kill the bartender.

There is no sea more dangerous than the ocean of practical politics none in which there is more need of good pilotage and of a single, unfaltering purpose when the waves rise high.

We benefited from living with [Bernard] Leach, because suddenly all of his friends became our acquaintances.