You never see a smiling runner.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Truth and trust are the means by which civilization holds off barbarism.

The church is to help its members mature in Christ’s calling

Madness slunk in through a chink in History. It only took a moment.

There must be some wisdom in the folk saying: Its the strong swimmers who drown.

I was an all-around player - if I was just a scorer, there's no way the Hawks would have won 50 games four years in a row.

I don't take crap from anyone, so that makes people think I'm rebellious. I'm not. I'm just not a pushover.

It's a market economy. Apparently the demand for great coaches exceeds the supply, so of course the price of good coaches is going to be high.

self-pity is better than none.

Praise has different effects, according to the mind it meets with; it makes a wise man modest, but a fool more arrogant, turning his weak brain giddy.

I want to try out for Playmate actually. I talked to one of the photographers about doing test shots.