You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all of us.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

I never met a lasagna I didn't like

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

When all else fails, look cute.

He will not let you come barging in to his world like the proverbial bull in the china shop.

Bad people take minimal time to coincide their objectives, but good people take for ever to put faith in each others intents.

People living on atolls like Tuvalu are among the world's most threatened populations.

I always wanted to play against the best.

You are so brave and quiet I forget you are suffering.

A man can't hit a woman and stay a man. He becomes a loathsome thing, even to himself. But the woman who stays with such a man panders to his darkness. They both risk their souls.

One who truly meets the world goes out also to God.

That day I carried the dream around like a full glass of water, moving gracefully so I would not lose any of it.

Money spent on myself may be a millstone about my neck; money spent on others may give me wings like the angels.

If there is one question I dread, to which I have never been able to invent a satisfactory reply, it is the question what am I doing.