Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Nothing this world has to offer can even compare to experiencing God’s pleasure.

See, 'A Time to Kill' was the one I got famous off of. Big ka-boom, over one weekend. After that, I did films that I really wanted to do.

It is completely usual for me to get up in the morning, take a look around, and laugh out loud.

The Heisman is the biggest award I've ever won.

Macroeconomic adjustment programmes are tailor-made to the situation of the country concerned and no models or templates are used.

you cannot maintain popular support for immigration policy, multiculturalism, unless you can control your borders.

If you're not connected emotionally to a story, then you're dead. You're really just opening the door for people to lose interest and their minds to wander, for them to start picking it apart.

A character is 2D, and then after I come in it becomes a 3D; it becomes alive.

The best among all is one who possesses God's love no matter what religion he belongs to.