Yes, I'm a real southern boy.

Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.

Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.

Jimmy used to drink liquor. Now he's running for president and he drinks Scotch, and I've never trusted a Scotch-drinker.

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.

I found out water can be drunk straight.

My mother went into the Peace Corps when she was sixty-eight.

I do not deny I brought most of my notoriety on myself, nor do I apologize for it.

Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.

I think I may have created a monster with my - I won't say act - but with my redneck pose.

I'm not the Carter who'll never tell a lie.

He was too perplexed to please the conventional and too reverent. to please the infidels.

I literally was famous before I knew my own name.

Avoid a remedy that is worse than the disease.

I would love to see a march on Washington that says 'Save our Social Security'

Biggest influence: my mother.

My parents professed to believe in God, but I rarely heard his name mentioned unattached to 'damn' or 'sakes' or 'willing.

The problem is to extract the desirable traits of forms of community life which actually exist, and employ them to criticize undesirable features and suggest improvement

She's got Greta Garbo's standoff sighs, she's got Bette Davis eyes.

The moon is brighter since the barn burned.

Kieron Gillen and Jamie McKelvie's The Wicked + The Divine is a warp into the middle of a wildly imaginative mythology and I'm itching to read more.