Barns Quotes

Barns Quote of the day

It’s what you sow that multiplies, not what you keep in the barn.

Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn.

I compare myself to a good barn. You can have a good barn, and if you paint it, it looks a little better. But if you take the paint off, it's still a good barn.

My decorating and renovation skills are nil - indeed, I once used a shower curtain from Pottery Barn as 'window dressing.

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one.

I am always humbled by the infite ingenuity of the Lord, who can make a red barn cast a blue shadow.

It will not always be summer: build barns.

A little and a little, collected together, becomes a great deal; the heap in the barn consists of single grains, and drop and drop make the inundation.

Barn's burnt down...now I can see the moon.

No one is born a Communist... in the Soviet Union farmers keep on looking in the barn for their horses even after they have given them to the collective.

Garages, barns and attics are always older than the buildings to which they are attached.

I'm a doctor of cowshit, pigshit, and chickenshit.....when you doctors figure out what you want, you'll find me out in the barn shoveling my thesis.

It's no use closing the barn door after the horse is gone.

I need an endorphin boost.” “And making out in an abandoned barn with me will give you one?” “No, it will probably put me in an endorphin coma, and I’m more than happy to test the theory.

If someone as blessed as I am is not willing to clean out the barn, who will?

You know, sometimes you can't just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.

having considerable mind, changing it became almost as ponderous an operation as moving a barn, although not nearly so stable.

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice. If he leaves it empty, he gets actors.

Having been let out of the barn once, I know I wouldn't be happy if I were home all the time.

The moon is brighter since the barn burned.

Poor worms, they hiss at me, whilst I at home Can be contented to applaud myself, . . . with joy To see how plump my bags are and my barns.

I've been taking batting practice in my barn where nobody can see me, so I may be better than anyone thinks.

The promises of God are samples of what is promised; as a handful of wheat is of the barn.

You need to have a home to go back to, whether it's a hotel room or a barn. It's only home when he's there.

Once you've seen the signs about the barn, it becomes impossible to see the barn.

You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn.

You got barn cats and you want to make them tamed, you need to get them as kittens.

You are the one. Solid the spaces lean on, envious. You are the baby in the barn.

Some of the domestic evils of drunkenness are houses without windows, gardens without fences, fields without tillage, barns without roofs, children without clothing, principles, morals or manners.

Ants do no bend their ways to empty barns, so no friend will visit the place of departed wealth. [Lat., Horrea formicae tendunt ad inania nunquam Nullus ad amissas ibit amicus opes.]

The crooks downtown figured out that comedy is like a hammer. It can put up a barn and it can knock down a wall. So they bought it outright and marketed it as Comedy Central.

A border collie named Orson inspired me to buy a 110-acre farm with four barns and a sheep. That led to a series of books about Bedlam Farm and about dogs, rural life, lambing and herding sheep.

In every creepy movie ever made, the barn is the prime nesting ground for the things you don't know you're looking for and always regret finding.

That's my dream to be old enough and mature enough that I won't be considered an "old lady" if I have a house with a barn. Because I already do needlepoint.

I milked, of course, and did some work around the barn, and tried not to think about Brian, which was like trying not to breathe.

If Christ can die in a barn, I think the death of a human in a van is not so bad.

I was obsessed with livestock barns, cattle and hogs. I still love that, and I still do that as a hobby.So I'm a strange person.

I have a big barn that I converted to my music studio, so I go there early in the morning and the first thing I do is rowing. And that's when I listen to a lot of music.

I wouldn't touch Chimbonda with a barn door