Yes, I am aware that I am the gayer version of Jeff Lewis.

Now remember kids if anyone ever offers you drugs say 'Thank you' cause drugs are very expensive.

Stop saying you're not racist because you have a friend that's black. That's like saying you're not a pedophile because you have a friend that's a kid.

I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.

I'll tell you what's better than watching the sunrise... Sleeping through it.

I dated a teacher in high school. Yeah, it didn't make me cooler. And a lot of you are like 'that's cause you were homeschooled'.

Girls say it's hard to find nice guys. It's actually really easy. It's just all nice guys are ugly.

The flat-brimmed cap is the modern day dunce cap.

They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'.

Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep.

I do think we can be a little less PC when it comes to sports, though. Just once I want to hear an announcer go 'God, black people are fast. Holy cow! All of them. They're fast. Back to you Bob.'

I'd lost myself in the abyss of someone else's tyranny...again.

You're tearin' my guts out, Claire.

Be like a very small joyous child, living gloriously in the ever present now, without a single worry or concern about even the next moment of time.

In love deceit nearly always goes further than mistrust.

My band and I are brothers. Nothing can break us. With it 'till the end.

Variety is a positive requisite even in the character of our food.

If all the actors are in the recording session at the same time, you can record all voices for one episode in an hour. Of course, the animation takes longer but the voice acting is done very quickly.

What do you want most to do? That's what I have to keep asking myself, in the face of difficulties.

Generally speaking, I think that if you do anything with commitment and passion, it will come good.

We only have one rule and that is there are no rules, so stand up and sing as much as you want to.