Who else but an Englishman could invent an oval ball.

Rugby is a game for the mentally deficient... That is why it was invented by the British. Who else but an Englishman could invent an oval ball?

Fatigue is here, in my body, in my legs and eyes. That is what gets you in the end. Faith is only a word, embroidered.

One of the leading causes of obesity is the misbelief that, when it comes to juice, ‘100%’ means ‘sugar-free.

Too trying, this is all far too trying, Parma thought. An ogre I may outwit or a Rahg I may defeat, but a horde of frightened villagers? Auay! How does Brandegan put up with it?

Adventure should be part of everyone's life. It is the whole difference between being fully alive and just existing.

Withdraw, like a turtle, into a hard yet harmless shell, ornamented with beautiful memories of the past.from the book 'I Know Who You Are!

I always want to keep growing and keep surprising people, and showing them different parts of me.

I worked as hard to write the worst film of the year as I did to write the best film of the year.

Africa is God's country, and He can have it.

The way we started was, Alison [McGhee] said, 'Tall girl, short girl.' We had no plans beyond that.

Repentance is a gift of God's grace.