Where would we be without the success of our mothers?

It's not the error in the book, it's the thought that counts.

Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT.

Tears flow and smiles fade to the same rhythm of life, to disappear together in the bottomless abyss.

A traitor leader is the outcome of a fool nation.

It is really weird, things have just been crazy. Everything has happened so quickly I haven't had a chance to think.

Hate a liar more than I hate thief. A thief is only after my salary a liar is after my reality.

The book is openly a kind of spiritual autobiography, but the trick is that on any other level it's a kind of insane collage of fragments of memory.

One doesn't mind adverse criticism so long as it isn't stupid.

Laboratories are useful, but reflection for us must always start from experience.

I've known Harvey for over 40 years and I worked with him on the Burnett show for 11 years. I guess you could say we're about as close as you can get to being a comedy team.

Success is not measured by what you do compared to what somebody else does. Success is measured by what you do compared to what you are capable of doing.