Wellness Guru Quotes

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Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop.

I'm joking when I say I'm the grand-pop of those claiming to be an avatar-messiah or god. But if they're serious, then, I am who I am.

First rule of spirituality - thou shall not believe in your own bullshit.

Most probably your belief system is screwed up. And so were your ancestors, before you. And now, maybe so are you. Overcome it, you!

Oh yeah, "God is great!" Well, why an't you, mate?

Take heart. You're not alone. Every broken heart breathes again. That's life. It goes on. In loss, and in gain.

Learn to accept life in toto. A perfect life is only in the dream world. This, my dear, with all it's heartaches, is it. Our world.

Frankly, the only good people who I know are dogs.

The inability to rise above one's inherited ism and ideology makes one live and die a fool, just a folly.

To live unhappily, is failing life.

And here I am. God and I, ever One, and Alone.

On a supra human level, yeah, I got That Which Is. Yet on a simple human level, rare are times when either my left or my right foot is not in some kind of shit.

Seeing Oneam undone!Enemy norlo! friend-sans One-is none.That! is "am"One-o-One!

There is always a choice. Always. So do not say, you had no choice. Good or bad, doing it or not, is about you, not choices. Always.

If your needs are little, you are rich enough.

Humans, left to own misguided devices, scratches the Divine in the self as one would the lice, but remember to lick well all the vices.

First of all, no messiahs are sent. Secondly, no messiah got it. Lastly, no messiah is. And if there ever was or is, maybe I too am it. As too is every dimwit.

You may be good, but who cannot be better?

Only one kind of species of animals bites the hand that feeds them - mankind.

All personal god, yours or mine, are false. Unto existence nothing but an infinite oneness walks.

Come on, let your silly egotistical self be gone! And then only THAT WHICH IS will be shown.

There is no god out there but Oneness of All That Is.

Were a million people to believe in bullshit, it yet is just bull crap.

Any given day is a second chance, after yesterday. Make the best of it today.

Simply put, That Which Is - what most of us call God - is not a physical person nor a this or that spirit etc. Is the Quintessence of All That Is.

In utter humility, bow to What Is. And in time, crying one's guts out, howling, bowing to IT, "knowing" comes. As a gift of the Divine.

Don’t worry, eventually everything falls into its rightful place.

Humans are beasts, until tamed.

Even if things do not work out as you thought they should for you, they do - in their own way, as they were meant to.

If you can cull an animal, or kill a human, and sleep well, does not mean you are any more well than a sick animal.

Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT.

Jihadis! Please go to your imaginary heaven - out there, nowhere. Us, the infidel lot, have helluva lot to do after you leave. Out here.

Today religious nuts outnumber monkey nuts in the world.

Your destiny - by hook or crook, by this way or that, at some corner or nook - will catch up with you.

After your daily bread, if you ask God for anything, ask 'him' to make you right in the head.

Life is too short to bullshit.

A closed heart opens no mind.

Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you.

Live joyfully this life. Once gone, who knows if we ever get it back. Atheists think we do not. Mystics say you will. Either way, chill.

Till the time Mother Nature takes away what she had bestowed upon us for free - this wonderful gift, of life. Value it, while you have it.

If you follow a foolish ism, how are you an intelligent being?

After you die, a rare friend or family member may carry your memory throughout life. Most will forget you. As if you were never here.

Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and your stupid alter-ego.

Blind-believers and staunch atheists have the same god - namely, a self-deluded, one's own shadow's bot.

You be good. That's your business. The rest, leave to God. That's his business.

If your believed in book-told god is a silly sod, you too are.

I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt.

I have met the devil - he is not!

Whatsoever is outside, know, is Within.

I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.