When you think about it, what other playwrights are there besides O'Neill, Tennessee and me?

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

People with BPD are like people with third degree burns over 90% of their bodies. Lacking emotional skin, they feel agony at the slightest touch or movement.

Time to tidy up your life. Time to start again.

Our brain is mapping the world. Often that map is distorted, but it's a map with constant immediate sensory input.

I am very passionate about non-toxic food and beauty and home.

It takes a man to make a devil.

Don't mistake knowledge for wisdom.

Judd Apatow is pretty good, both as a producer and as a director.

Being a father is the most important role I will ever play and if I don't do this well, no other thing I do really matters.

We are perpetually moralists, but we are geometricians only by chance. Our intercourse with intellectual nature is necessary; our speculations upon matter are voluntary, and at leisure.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.