Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Listen: Billy Pilgrim has come unstuck in time.

I have so much respect for what's funny.

I felt that I breathed an atmosphere of sorrow.

You have to want something or you're finished.

Admire the diamond that can bear the hits of a hammer. Many deceptive preachers, when critically examined, turn out to be false.

People more think of me as a party animal. Which, I am a self-proclaimed party animal, but I'm also the hardest working person you'll ever know.

I have never spent a day in my adult life where I didn't learn something, and if there is a born-again quality to me, that's it.

I think people nowadays do tend to blame their parents for everything.

I think we should keep the grain and export the farmers.

Since the days of Adam, there has been hardly a mischief done in this world but a woman has been at the bottom of it.