Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Only those who play win. Only those who risk win. History favors risk-takers. Forgets the timid. Everything else is commentary.

My mother accidentally gave me food poisoning. She fed me baby carrots for a snack before Christmas dinner - but they had expired in June! I threw up for the next 24 hours.

I opened myself to the gentle indifference of the world.

In life you only have to travel 6 inches. That is the distance from your mind to your heart.

I rise from bed the first thing in the morning, leaving my couch not because I am dissatisfied with it, but because I cannot carry it with me during the day.

I have a St. Bernard named B.

As Latinas, we tend to be overly partial considering stereotypes. I'm interested in being naughty and edgy.

Men's vows are women's traitors

O Reader! had you in your mind Such stores as silent thought can bring, O gentle Reader! you would find A tale in everything.