When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

I smiled at him, “It’s okay, boys can be dumb.”Alex smirked, “Yeah, and girls can drive you crazy.

Heaven is inside us, ' Ida uttered in a rather loud whisper.

I visit the orchards of God and look at the spheric productAnd look at quintillions ripened, and look at quintillions green.

To expect life to be tailored to our specifications is to invite frustration.

He who hides his madman, dies voiceless.

There is a big difference between fighting the cold war and fighting radical Islam. The rules have changed and we haven't.

In almost any society I think, the quality of the nonconformists is likely to be just as good as and no better than that of the conformists.

God does not care If I am bad or good- He wants my love, Not my sainthood.

You have but mistook me all the while... I live by bread like you, taste grief, feel want, need friends. Conditioned thus how can you call me king?