What kind of FBI agent are you?

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

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Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

You’re not worried about being compromised, are you?” he asked. “Because I’ve already done that.

The Universe is alive, conscious, and aware.

Between calculated risk and reckless decision-making lies the dividing line between profit and loss.

Jim Rohn is one of the most articulate, powerful, thought-provoking speakers I've seen. His unique delivery and style puts him head and shoulders above the rest.

It's better to star in Oshkosh than to starve on Broadway.

Nobody has the time, the time cannot be owned. The time is free to everyone

When in doubt, we follow our hearts. Words can be false, images and sounds can be manipulated. But this...' He tapped his chest, over his heart. 'This is always true

But life is a great school. It thrashes and bangs and teaches you.

Easier were it To hurl the rooted mountain from its base, Than force the yoke of slavery upon men Determin'd to be free.

The dominant culture in most big companies demands punishment for a mistake, no matter how useful, small, invisible.