What do batteries run on?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

I don't remember Moses writing, 'Thou shalt not kill.. unless you think you have a good reason.

Power of prayer, serenity for the soul.

In Barack Obama, Democrats have put forth a man of strong religious faith who is comfortable connecting his spiritual life to his public role as a policymaker.

It makes me sad when I see things that are just the same technology; you aren't passing the technology forward.

Got a new pup. He is half griffon. The other half is mistake.

Germany's amongst my top three places in the world I'd like to live.

Touch me again, and it will be your last act in life - Blue Eyes.

It is hard to say which is the greatest fool: he who tells the whole truth, or he who tells no truth at all. Character is as necessary in business as in trade. No man can deceive often in either.

Looking straight at the world is part of your duty as a writer.

Your body is a form of energy slowed down to assume the appearance of mass. And the mind directs the energy that determines the form.