What did the mat say to the door? You must be really aDOORable to open up to everyone who knock at you. And I welcome everyone and what do I get? People stepping all over me

What the famous big blue Boy Scout told to a green Kryptonite? What?? YOU rock!

If I send all the books that I faithfully wrote overseas, would that, for any chance, be considered work-shipping??

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

I turned to the clarinets. They were a resourceful lot.

Growth is intentional and involves two legs

Do unto the other feller the way he'd like to do unto you an' do it fust.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

The key to lasting happiness is to stop looking for it, and to know that you already have it.

Beautiful is greater than Good, for it includes the Good.

An entrepreneur's life is always a continuous journey.

As an anarchist, I cannot reconcile myself to any government.

The hour of departure has arrived and we go our ways; I to die, and you to live. Which is better? Only God knows.