Puns Quotes
It's unpleasantly like being drunk." "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "You ask a glass of water.
Let us revenge this withour pikes, ere we become rakes: for the gods know Ispeak this in hunger for bread, not in thirst for revenge.
Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I'm going to kill the guy.
Impersonating a quiet, gentle librarian like Barbara Gordon--You deserve to be taken out of circulation!
No way, that would kill my diet for the week. I don't know how you can stand to eat so unhealthy, Quinn. Just consider it an amuse-biatch.
Also not the kind of place to hide a server.""Is that another pun?" She asked."No! I swear! I didn't mean that one."~Shell Game, Kingdom Keepers #5
If I had to pick another career, I'd be an optometrist for potatoes. That's where the money is.
Yeah 'ear 'ear, " said George, with half a glance at Fred, the corner of whose mouth twitched.
Khione’s eyes flared pure white. For once, she seemed at a loss for words. She stormed back up the stairs—literally. Halfway up, she turned into a blizzard and disappeared.
I had a dream about you last night... we tried to joke but neither could make any sense. We realized that puns are present in every language, though not shared by any of them.
Goodreads.com is actually about fiction not dreading goo. But I have a profile there, anyway...
People ask me where I got my x-ray powers. I inherited them from my parents in parental supervision. Erase the dots and your doubts if you think that I was 'raysed' alone.
What did the mat say to the door? You must be really aDOORable to open up to everyone who knock at you. And I welcome everyone and what do I get? People stepping all over me
Rules for navigating the net, Or people will roll their eye Lest you can't roll the R rect: Literally, don´t dink and dive!
If I send all the books that I faithfully wrote overseas, would that, for any chance, be considered work-shipping??
If You Get Accidentally Locked, In the loo - Would you #KnockYourSelfOut?
Had a cold hummus with pita bread, Under a delicious food, yellow or red. Might just have the appetite to cook Urgent dinner by hook or crook.So that's just a humus humor spread.
