I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.

I don’t drink anymore - just the same amount.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

My dreams are all of fire – mother says dreams usually go by opposites, so does that mean the world will end in ice?

The Animals of the planet are in desperate peril and they are fully aware of this. No less than human beings are doing in all parts of the world, they are seeking sanctuary.

A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced.

And always, there was the magic of learning things.

The foundation of lasting self-confidence and self esteem is excellence, mastery of your work.

How can great minds be produced in a country where the test of great minds is agreeing in the opinion of small minds?

This is about Floridians saying whats most important to them and making sure that we create an agenda that we can drive and deliver back in Washington, D.C. So its very exciting.

Choose well those with whom you travel.

Indeed, a civil resister offers resistance only when peace becomes impossible.