We're Mexican not Mexican't!

I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting all the time. The only healthy relationships I saw were on TV.

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.

It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time to be able to pull all that together.

No particular race is the enemy. Ignorance is the enemy.

When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said 'You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!'

Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.

We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.

It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.

Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.

Life is like one big blueprint, if you don't make plans then your future will not be built

I can do anything I want. Be with anyone I want. And it'll be my choice.

He'd give the devil ulcers.

All repressive laws must be revoked, and laws introduced to protect the rights of the people.

The world's a stage, and I want the brightest spot.

Leaders when not leading are outcasts.

When a person gets right with God, my eyes are upward...I'm poor in spirit. I'm spiritually bankrupt.

If I'm like, 'Oh, this is not something that I want to do,' that means I have to do it. That's always a good motivation.

One of life's most over-valued pleasures is sexual intercourse; of one of life's least appreciated pleasures in defecation.

Obama has been the single worst president in modern American history in dealing with the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.