It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting all the time. The only healthy relationships I saw were on TV.

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.

It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time to be able to pull all that together.

No particular race is the enemy. Ignorance is the enemy.

When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said 'You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!'

Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.

We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.

I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.

Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.

if you make waffles, throw out the first one.

Read books and be happy.

You know, you can't make someone love you again. No matter how much you might want it. Sometimes, unfortunately, the timing is simply... off.

Thanks Darling for the beautiful flowers and all the prayers. Now can you just get my puppy past security?

I look back one more time. It's like a crater, a hole where something happened.

Yes, Chix, it's between us. Everyone has a right to be temporarily unstable. - Foaly

Ann Sothern's dressing room...was unbelievably lush and beautiful. More elegant than many homes I've been in.

I'm a good party guest...the problem is, I feel like I'm working all the time. "Give us an Elvis Presley story! Give us a Frank Sinatra story!"

You can’t let your current circumstances dictate what kind of choices you make.

Hard labor and good intentions are not sufficient to carry a man through to success.

I have a deep reverence for everything that is alive, a reverence for life itself.