One of life's most over-valued pleasures is sexual intercourse; of one of life's least appreciated pleasures in defecation.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

There are no hopeless situations, sweetheart, only people who have grown hopeless about them. You still have choices you can make.

...but maybe it's just the genetic code of a teenager. If your parents forbid something, you have to want it.

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail.

Just before my 16th birthday, Natalie Dormer said to me, 'As soon as you turn 16, you're going to work adult hours. People will try take advantage of you, so it's important not to be a pushover.'

I sincerely apologize to anyone who was offended by my attempt at humor regarding the tragedy in Japan. I meant no disrespect, and my thoughts are with the victims and their families.

Money may not be able to buy you love, but conflicts about it can certainly bankrupt your relationship.

Behind every great woman is a great behind!

It is gentle manners which prove so irresistible in women.

There is no easy path leading out of life, and few are the easy ones that lie within it.

Hitler was undoubtedly a genius but he lacked self-control. He recognized no limits. Otherwise the thousand-year Reich would have lasted more than twelve years.