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George Lopez Quotes: "When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself."

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.



George Lopez Quotes: "It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time to be able to pull all that together."

It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time to be able to pull all that together.




George Lopez Quotes: "No particular race is the enemy. Ignorance is the enemy."

No particular race is the enemy. Ignorance is the enemy.



George Lopez Quotes: "When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said 'You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!'"

When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said 'You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!'




George Lopez Quotes: "Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them."

Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.



George Lopez Quotes: "We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts."

We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.



George Lopez Quotes: "It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority."

It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.




George Lopez Quotes: "I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly."

I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.



George Lopez Quotes: "Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday."

Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.



George Lopez Quotes: "if you make waffles, throw out the first one."

if you make waffles, throw out the first one.



George Lopez Quotes: "Tied one on last night. Not feeling great this morning. I was trying to sleep it off, unfortunately, it was on the casino floor."

Tied one on last night. Not feeling great this morning. I was trying to sleep it off, unfortunately, it was on the casino floor.



George Lopez Quotes: "I can never do nothing in this house!"

I can never do nothing in this house!




George Lopez Quotes: "We are now the proud owners of a white boy. Now we have to shop in the caucasian isle and get sunscreen, mayonaise and mild salsa because the other ones really hawt!"

We are now the proud owners of a white boy. Now we have to shop in the caucasian isle and get sunscreen, mayonaise and mild salsa because the other ones really hawt!



George Lopez Quotes: "If laughter is the best medicine, I promise to continue to make you laugh as my wife and I work together with the National Kidney Foundation to save lives."

If laughter is the best medicine, I promise to continue to make you laugh as my wife and I work together with the National Kidney Foundation to save lives.



George Lopez Quotes: "Immigration is an issue of global significance in America. And if you look at the terrorist alerts and attacks, Latinos [as a group] are not in the top five list [for] terror alerts."

Immigration is an issue of global significance in America. And if you look at the terrorist alerts and attacks, Latinos [as a group] are not in the top five list [for] terror alerts.



George Lopez Quotes: "At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom."

At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom.



George Lopez Quotes: "A Dodger uniform just doesn't look good with a cummerbund."

A Dodger uniform just doesn't look good with a cummerbund.



George Lopez Quotes: "Life is moments going by, but if you don't grab them, they're gone. For a long time, the only moments that were available were bad ones. So now I make sure to grab the good ones."

Life is moments going by, but if you don't grab them, they're gone. For a long time, the only moments that were available were bad ones. So now I make sure to grab the good ones.



George Lopez Quotes: "This is L.A. You wanna learn Spanish? Take the bus."

This is L.A. You wanna learn Spanish? Take the bus.



George Lopez Quotes: "It was June 4, 1979, the first time I went on stage. I didn't know I could do it but I knew I couldn't not do it. I quit everything in my life and this was the one thing I couldn't quit."

It was June 4, 1979, the first time I went on stage. I didn't know I could do it but I knew I couldn't not do it. I quit everything in my life and this was the one thing I couldn't quit.



George Lopez Quotes: "I prefer my Mexican food to have a little bit of an animal that suffered a little bit. That's some of the best food."

I prefer my Mexican food to have a little bit of an animal that suffered a little bit. That's some of the best food.



George Lopez Quotes: "Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready."

Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready.



George Lopez Quotes: "Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!"

Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!



George Lopez Quotes: "Sometimes when you win, you think you're going to get everything to go your way."

Sometimes when you win, you think you're going to get everything to go your way.



George Lopez Quotes: "Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi!"

Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi!



George Lopez Quotes: "We need to get better at voting and be a voice for the people who do not have one."

We need to get better at voting and be a voice for the people who do not have one.



George Lopez Quotes: "I never realized I could love people as much as I do now."

I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.



George Lopez Quotes: "I think we all feel the same things most of the time, we just don't know how to put it into words. When I'm on stage, I say it. The truth makes people laugh."

I think we all feel the same things most of the time, we just don't know how to put it into words. When I'm on stage, I say it. The truth makes people laugh.



George Lopez Quotes: "Shows should just be able to be shows without hyphenating their lead characters."

Shows should just be able to be shows without hyphenating their lead characters.



George Lopez Quotes: "Making a movie about one group of people isolates the larger majority. That's what I require of the projects that I'm involved with. I would not ever make a movie strictly for Latinos."

Making a movie about one group of people isolates the larger majority. That's what I require of the projects that I'm involved with. I would not ever make a movie strictly for Latinos.



George Lopez Quotes: "I got a pain in my chest, and I can't breathe"

I got a pain in my chest, and I can't breathe



George Lopez Quotes: "When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates and they allow you to do your show"

When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates and they allow you to do your show



George Lopez Quotes: "I'm not afraid to take on somebody or say something that somebody will find offensive because unfortunately in comedy, you can't say anything really good without offending somebody."

I'm not afraid to take on somebody or say something that somebody will find offensive because unfortunately in comedy, you can't say anything really good without offending somebody.



George Lopez Quotes: "Finally there is someone that you can invest in that looks like you, speaks like you, relates to things you relate to, and make our culture okay to talk about."

Finally there is someone that you can invest in that looks like you, speaks like you, relates to things you relate to, and make our culture okay to talk about.



George Lopez Quotes: "You're never going to be a Yankee for a day, or you're never going to be a Laker, but with Pro-Ams, they allow you to feel like you're a professional golfer and play under their conditions."

You're never going to be a Yankee for a day, or you're never going to be a Laker, but with Pro-Ams, they allow you to feel like you're a professional golfer and play under their conditions.



George Lopez Quotes: "As long as you're a tax deduction, you'll always be safe in my house."

As long as you're a tax deduction, you'll always be safe in my house.



George Lopez Quotes: "Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member."

Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.



George Lopez Quotes: "Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!"

Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!



George Lopez Quotes: "I've spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely."

I've spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely.



George Lopez Quotes: "David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk."

David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.



George Lopez Quotes: "I'd love to have Michael Jackson [in my show] because he's black and white. So he would appeal to a universal demographic."

I'd love to have Michael Jackson [in my show] because he's black and white. So he would appeal to a universal demographic.



George Lopez Quotes: "It's an honor to walk in the footsteps of a legend. As host I intend to honor the tradition of The Bob Hope Classic and have a great time blazing a new path."

It's an honor to walk in the footsteps of a legend. As host I intend to honor the tradition of The Bob Hope Classic and have a great time blazing a new path.



George Lopez Quotes: "I look at movies, unfortunately, and I still see a lot of movies [lacking diversity]."

I look at movies, unfortunately, and I still see a lot of movies [lacking diversity].



George Lopez Quotes: "I believe that there are certain things that could be taken care of that you don't need a strong political background in."

I believe that there are certain things that could be taken care of that you don't need a strong political background in.



George Lopez Quotes: "I spend a lot of time alone and my wife understands that I need to be alone. I enjoy being alone. But I'm never lonely."

I spend a lot of time alone and my wife understands that I need to be alone. I enjoy being alone. But I'm never lonely.



George Lopez Quotes: "An animal has to suffer for us old-school Latinos to get what we want."

An animal has to suffer for us old-school Latinos to get what we want.



George Lopez Quotes: "We're Mexican not Mexican't!"

We're Mexican not Mexican't!



George Lopez Quotes: "I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine."

I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine.



George Lopez Quotes: "I have dogs in my house and much like teenagers at some point, they leave the parents. Even though they're in the same house, they live independently. I think that's how I live with the Chihuahuas."

I have dogs in my house and much like teenagers at some point, they leave the parents. Even though they're in the same house, they live independently. I think that's how I live with the Chihuahuas.