We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that.

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Myrnin was silent for a beat, and then he said, "Bob would be very disappointed in you.

Love is for real men.

Industry and determination, Mister Kettle, can transform the difficult into the routine, " Grimm said.

Those who did not live during the years close to 1789 do not know the pleasure of living.

St George won 11 premierships with one Raper, imagine how Canterbury will go with 13.

The response of teenagers to their idols is relevant. As an audience, they enjoy themselves, not by screaming with laughter, but screaming with screams.

I said, 'George, if you really want to end tyranny in this world, you're going to have to stay up later.' Nine o'clock and Mr. Excitement here is sound asleep.

I would never disrespect a man's way of life, especially if they're happy.

Knowledge of anatomy is a tool like good brushes.

I hurt my bladder rollerblading.