Bladder Quotes

Bladder Quote of the day

I hurt my bladder rollerblading.

You cannot achieve happiness. Happiness happens and is a transitory stage. Imagine how happy I felt when I got relief from bladder pressure. How long did that happiness last?

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.

So much of life is happenstance. It makes me laugh when I go to a bookstore and see all those titles about controlling your life. You're lucky if you can control your bladder.

I welcome this opportunity of pricking the bloated bladder of lies with the poniard of truth

Nine-tenths of the world is entertained by scandalous rumors, which are never dissected until they are dead and, when pricked, collapse like an empty bladder.

He is afraid of you, so he hates you. It would be wrong to hurt him again. It would be like beating a dog after it has loosed it's bladder. The spirit is already broken in him.

I was 52 years old. I had diabetes and incipient arthritis. I had lost my gall bladder and most of my thyroid gland in earlier campaigns, but I was convinced the best was ahead of me.

I remember when a Coke came in a six-ounce bottle, and delicious it was. Now it comes in sizes so big that I question how the human bladder can deal with the intake.

Building a solid organ like the liver in the lab is different and harder than with an organ like the bladder because solid organs are very vascular.

I've belched a lot more since I had gall bladder surgery. I don't know why.

My bladder cancer was related to smoking, and I think smoking kills people.

Our ancestor was an animal which breathed water, had a swim-bladder, a great swimming tail, an imperfect skull & undoubtedly was an hermaphrodite! Here is a pleasant genealogy for mankind.

My pappy told me never to bet my bladder against a brewery or get into an argument with people who buy ink by the barrel.

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.

I did learn that there's no point in eating too much Vitamin C because it comes out of your bladder.

A movie should be as long as one can hold their bladder

I think all the beer I drank in college created an iron bladder.

You must have a bladder like Lake Erie. I think empires rose and fell in the time it took you to pee. I could hear it the whole time." Thank you. Do you want something?

I work for a few at home who are devoted. People who are up now. Either they have some sort of bladder problem or they're extremely drunk. This is my crowd, these are the people I hope to get.

If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder.

Any situation was better faced with an empty bladder, a clean body, and a lack of morning breath.

Anger is the common refuge of insignificance. People who feel their character to be slight, hope to give it weight by inflation: but the blown bladder at its fullest distention is still empty.

No one goes to the toilet in novels. You'd think none of us had bladders.

Yesterday, Attorney General John Ashcroft had surgery to remove his gall bladder. Doctors say the surgery was difficult because Ashcroft refused to take his clothes off.

Life with most teenagers was like having a low-grade bladder infection. It hurts, but you had to tough it out.

At this point in my life, beaming confidence is largely a matter of mind over bladder control

The fundamental difference between books and movies is that the length of a book does not depend upon the capacity of the human bladder.

I'm going to go pee. If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder.