Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves never had *real* tea. It's like a syringe of adrenaline straight to the heart!

I've never trusted toadstools, but I suppose some must have their good points.

Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be!

The proper order of things is often a mystery to me. You, too?

Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I'd run.

Let your *need* guide you behavior. *Supress* your instinct to lead... Pursue Rabbit!

The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die.

I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl.

Is our situation not dismal? Wonderland is so discombobulated that lady bugs have turned belligerent and enlisted in the queen's army! Punish their conversion!

To the royal guards of this realm, we are all victims in-waiting.

Meta-Essence is the life-force of Wonderland. That of your enemies is especially potent. Collect what you can. Use it wisely.

My mind mends my motives and my notion navigates my natives, for we all are made of soil-our corrupted soil.

~Don't forget to cheer for yourself, when you reach the finish line~

Beware of the stories you read or tell; subtly, at night, beneath the waters of consciousness, they are altering your world.

We cannot see what we don't believe.

American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.

If there is anything I hate in a woman, it's want of character.

A beautiful woman peers out her window, as full of envy as the harridan who peers up at her from the street.

All extremes does perfect reason flee, And wishes to be wise quite soberly.

I've been working steadily as an actor since around 1998. I wasn't well known in the public, but I was a dependable working journeyman.

I knew that I wanted to start my own business. I knew that I wanted to work for myself. I was no stranger to the word no. You just have to keep going.