I've never trusted toadstools, but I suppose some must have their good points.

Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves never had *real* tea. It's like a syringe of adrenaline straight to the heart!

Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be!

The proper order of things is often a mystery to me. You, too?

Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I'd run.

Let your *need* guide you behavior. *Supress* your instinct to lead... Pursue Rabbit!

The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die.

I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl.

Is our situation not dismal? Wonderland is so discombobulated that lady bugs have turned belligerent and enlisted in the queen's army! Punish their conversion!

To the royal guards of this realm, we are all victims in-waiting.

Meta-Essence is the life-force of Wonderland. That of your enemies is especially potent. Collect what you can. Use it wisely.

An author who gives a manager or publisher any rights in his work except those immediately and specifically required for its publication or performance is for business purposes an imbecile.

He cracked a slight smile, but it didn’t look amused. “I’m not letting you out of my sight. You’re looking a little deranged, Angel. We’ll go together.

I was looking for Simon." Jordan squinted at her. "It's two in the morning." She shrugged. "He's a vampire." "But I'm not.

Scent is very important. Strong fragrances suit some men, while citrus types suit others. I like my men to smell fresh and woody, but also like a man.

An exile, ill in heart and frame,-- A wanderer, weary of the way;-- A stranger, without love's sweet claim On any heart, go where I may!

A lot of times people start out with a lot of good ideas, but then they don't execute. They lose the purity of their vision. You end up running around in circles.

Nearly two and a half million people die every year that are on the voter rolls. So it takes time to get dead people off the voter rolls.

I try not to read the social networks too much. I find that way madness lies.

John Howard turned the prime ministership into something like a state police minister. He's at the scene of every crime, twice a day on radio, the guy did no thinking.

My lips got lost on the way to the kiss - that's how drunk I was.