The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die.

I've never trusted toadstools, but I suppose some must have their good points.

Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves never had *real* tea. It's like a syringe of adrenaline straight to the heart!

Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be!

The proper order of things is often a mystery to me. You, too?

Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I'd run.

Let your *need* guide you behavior. *Supress* your instinct to lead... Pursue Rabbit!

I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl.

Is our situation not dismal? Wonderland is so discombobulated that lady bugs have turned belligerent and enlisted in the queen's army! Punish their conversion!

To the royal guards of this realm, we are all victims in-waiting.

Meta-Essence is the life-force of Wonderland. That of your enemies is especially potent. Collect what you can. Use it wisely.

What we are waiting for is not as important as what happens to us while we are waiting. Trust the process.

With determination, the dream will be fulfilled.

Your destiny can only be defined by you.

A good commander, thought Ender, doesn't have to make stupid threats.

I'm still working on my time machine. If I ever perfect it, I'm going back in time to prevent Ace Ventura 2 from being made. And then I'm going after Hitler.

You are the artist and the art.

I am definitely as happy as I've ever been. Happier, I would say, than I've ever been.

The thing you hope will never happen to you might just happen to someone else instead, who has been spending their life dreading the thing that will happen to you.

I don't think that everything that's popular is necessarily right for every body and so I'd like for girls to be confident enough to make the right choice for themselves and to look unique.

If you are allergic to alcohol... can you take shots for that?