The proper order of things is often a mystery to me. You, too?

I've never trusted toadstools, but I suppose some must have their good points.

Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves never had *real* tea. It's like a syringe of adrenaline straight to the heart!

Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be!

Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I'd run.

Let your *need* guide you behavior. *Supress* your instinct to lead... Pursue Rabbit!

The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die.

I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl.

Is our situation not dismal? Wonderland is so discombobulated that lady bugs have turned belligerent and enlisted in the queen's army! Punish their conversion!

To the royal guards of this realm, we are all victims in-waiting.

Meta-Essence is the life-force of Wonderland. That of your enemies is especially potent. Collect what you can. Use it wisely.

I Had Many Chances to Lose but I chose to Win.

Always be lenient with people and keep their privacy, as they can share their problems with you. These steps can help you in making your relationship strong.

They know what they want, but aren't sure how to find it.

People are smarter than you might think.

Mitt Romney is not going to run for president. Mitt said it's time for fresh faces. So that's good news for Bruce Jenner.

Openness of mind strengthens the truth in us and removes the dross from it, if there is any.

I need to show the world that my final goal is to perform huge concerts like Madonna.

If you don't want to see the biggest fool in your life; break your bedroom mirror.

It doesn't matter what anyone else thinks about what's "too much" what's "enough" or if you're telling the "right" stories, just do good work.

There are things that feel so small but are such a big part of life.