Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I'd run.

I've never trusted toadstools, but I suppose some must have their good points.

Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves never had *real* tea. It's like a syringe of adrenaline straight to the heart!

Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be!

The proper order of things is often a mystery to me. You, too?

Let your *need* guide you behavior. *Supress* your instinct to lead... Pursue Rabbit!

The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die.

I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl.

Is our situation not dismal? Wonderland is so discombobulated that lady bugs have turned belligerent and enlisted in the queen's army! Punish their conversion!

To the royal guards of this realm, we are all victims in-waiting.

Meta-Essence is the life-force of Wonderland. That of your enemies is especially potent. Collect what you can. Use it wisely.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.

I am an atheist and that's it. I believe there's nothing we can know except that we should be kind to each other and do what we can for other people.

Time for the likeliest story since Mary told Joseph it was God’s.

Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.

You can't run away from yourself

The blossom is blighted, the leaf is withered, the God of day goes down upon the dreary scene, and in short you are for ever floored.

Make the subtle shift from pushing ourselves to be the best in the world, to allowing ourselves to be the best for the world.

When I was growing up, I always read horror books, while my sister read romance novels.

Let's get rid of all our subsidies together. Let's join hands as wealthy industrialised nations and say to the world, we're going to get rid of all our agricultural subsidies together.

That's Steve Howey's third-ever League goal and he's never scored more than two in a season before.