This sorry poem Isn't long It's simply to say I was wrong!!

Six happy years together Such a perfect matching You're entering the 7 year itch zone This is no time for scratching

Take life with a pinch of salt A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime Do nothing at all But take your time

The greatest gift I ever had Came from God; I call him Dad!

May today be filled With bright hopes for the future And happy memories of the past

It started with a simple ring, You became husband and wife, You progressed to being parents And you're still best friends for life.

May every memory that you share Of dreams you've seen come true, Help make this special anniversary day A happy one, for the two of you

Goodbyes are not forever Goodbyes aren't final, when You only mean we'll miss you Until we meet again

May you always be each other's best friend, May your mutual love continue to be so May your successful marriage continue to thrive May love flourish, prosper, bloom and grow

It's all flags, fireworks, family, food and fun That's July Four July Five, the fun is done The fireworks are no more

You really must stop acting Like a 20-year-old, gold plated In a midlife crisis You just graduated Happy 60th

Below the navel there is neither religion nor truth.

None is so perfect that he does not need at times the advice of others.

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.

In the Year 2000 men will finally discover that the reason women go to the bathroom in pairs... is to make out.

I loved Gore Vidal's Burr. That book gave me courage.

I first had no interest in figuration whatsoever.

I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.

Listening is not a skill; it is a discipline.

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.