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Bill Watterson Quotes: "Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?"

Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?




Bill Watterson Quotes: "Maybe we can eventually make language a complete impediment to understanding."

Maybe we can eventually make language a complete impediment to understanding.



Bill Watterson Quotes: "CALVIN:When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment."

CALVIN:When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment.



Bill Watterson Quotes: "We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are."

We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.




Bill Watterson Quotes: "CALVIN:As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight."

CALVIN:As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight.



Bill Watterson Quotes: "Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book."

Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.



Bill Watterson Quotes: "If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?"

If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?




Bill Watterson Quotes: "I don't think I'd have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I'd known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed."

I don't think I'd have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I'd known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.



Bill Watterson Quotes: "That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse."

That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.



Bill Watterson Quotes: "Specifically, I’d like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it’s less wasteful."

Specifically, I’d like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it’s less wasteful.



Bill Watterson Quotes: "Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone.-Hobbes"

Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone.-Hobbes



Bill Watterson Quotes: "How come we play war and not peace?""Too few role models."

How come we play war and not peace?""Too few role models.




Bill Watterson Quotes: "Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?"

Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?



Bill Watterson Quotes: "Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes."

Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.



Bill Watterson Quotes: "That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder."

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.



Bill Watterson Quotes: "But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!"

But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!



Bill Watterson Quotes: "You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!"

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!



Bill Watterson Quotes: "You know, maybe we don't need enemies.""Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take."

You know, maybe we don't need enemies.""Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.



Bill Watterson Quotes: "There are few things less comforting than a tiger who's been up too late."

There are few things less comforting than a tiger who's been up too late.



Bill Watterson Quotes: "Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice."

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.



Bill Watterson Quotes: "You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go."

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.




Bill Watterson Quotes: "I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point."

I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.



Bill Watterson Quotes: "If you can't win by reason, go for volume."

If you can't win by reason, go for volume.



Bill Watterson Quotes: "The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.



Bill Watterson Quotes: "The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning and inhibit clarity."

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning and inhibit clarity.



Bill Watterson Quotes: "To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble."

To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble.



Bill Watterson Quotes: "The world isn't fair, Calvin.""I know Dad, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?"

The world isn't fair, Calvin.""I know Dad, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?



Bill Watterson Quotes: "I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.-Calvin"

I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.-Calvin



Bill Watterson Quotes: "Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?"

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?



Bill Watterson Quotes: "Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience."

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.



Bill Watterson Quotes: "HOBBES:Virtue needs some cheaper thrills."

HOBBES:Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.



Bill Watterson Quotes: "I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.




Bill Watterson Quotes: "Cigars are all the rage, dad. You should smoke cigars!" - Calvin"Flatulence could be all the rage, but it would still be disgusting." - Calvin's mom"

Cigars are all the rage, dad. You should smoke cigars!" - Calvin"Flatulence could be all the rage, but it would still be disgusting." - Calvin's mom



Bill Watterson Quotes: "If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently."

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.



Bill Watterson Quotes: "I liked things better when I didn't understand them."

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.



Bill Watterson Quotes: "Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?"Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet"

Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?"Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet



Bill Watterson Quotes: "What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?"

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?



Bill Watterson Quotes: "Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?"

Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?



Bill Watterson Quotes: "I'm a misunderstood genius.""What's misunderstood?""Nobody thinks I'm a genius."

I'm a misunderstood genius.""What's misunderstood?""Nobody thinks I'm a genius.



Bill Watterson Quotes: "I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family."

I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.



Bill Watterson Quotes: "If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life."

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.



Bill Watterson Quotes: "CALVIN:Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien."

CALVIN:Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien.



Bill Watterson Quotes: "It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool."

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.



Bill Watterson Quotes: "Mothers are the necessity of invention."

Mothers are the necessity of invention.



Bill Watterson Quotes: "I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long."

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long.



Bill Watterson Quotes: "I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."

I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.



Bill Watterson Quotes: "At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own."

At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.