This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip.

If you're going to make rubbish, be the best rubbish in it.

The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.

How strange are the tricks of memory, which, often hazy as a dream about the most important events of a man's life, religiously preserve the merest trifles.

I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.

False friendship, like the ivy, decays and ruins the walls it embraces; but true friendship gives new life and animation to the object it supports.

Do what thy manhood bids thee do.

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.

Little islands are all large prisons: one cannot look at the sea without wishing for the wings of a swallow.

I've done the most awful rubbish in order to have somewhere to go in the morning.

If I had a chance for another life, I would certainly choose a better complexion.

You gotta look out for number one, but don't step in number two!

Even our tears of repentance need to be washed in the blood of the Lamb.

It does not matter what you write in English nobody has understood it anyway.

My pit of love is too shallow, I can't fall deep.

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. The only real security that a man can have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience and ability.

The emotional brain responds to an event more quickly than the thinking brain.

Like secondhand smoke, the leakage of emotions can make a bystander an innocent casualty of someone else's toxic state.

If a rabbit gave advice and the advice wasn't accepted, he immediately forgot it, and so did everyone else.

We are daughters of our Heavenly Father. We are covenant-making women of all ages walking the path of mortality back to His presence. Keeping covenants protects us, prepares us, and empowers us.