Pit Quotes

Pit Quote of the day

My kids are around pit bulls every day. In the ’70s they blamed Dobermans, in the ’80s they blamed German Shepherds, in the ’90s they blamed the Rottweiler. Now they blame the Pit Bull.

My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!

The Heimlich maneuver works on house pets. My pit bull was choking on his dinner. I squeezed his stomach and the neighbor's cat shot right out.

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.

A man once told me that his dog was half pit bull and half Poodle. He claimed that it wasn't much good as a guard dog, but it was a vicious gossip.

What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit bull, you say, "You better let him finish."

The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull: At some point, a pit bull does stop whining.

I smell blood. I'm like a pit bull. Once I taste blood I'm on you .. and I'm about to taste blood.

A pit bull is like a fighter. Every so often it needs to taste blood.

I am a Pit Bull mixed with a Great Dane, mixed with a Rottweiler, mixed with a Bull Terrier, mixed with everything. That's what kind of dog I am.

I got a pit bull from a shelter, so my whole life is centered on this dog, and I've been writing a lot of dog jokes. I should probably give up now, because I'm writing jokes about my dog.

He's a pit bull," Adam said. "I know some really nice pit bulls." "He's the kind of pit that makes the evening news. Gansey's trying to restrain him." "How noble.

When you are a pit bull, and you love what you do and you are going to continue to grow, that talent will find its way out.

Either way, he was always staring into a bottomless pit, or into a whirlpool that forever sucked him inexorably inward to its vortex.

My pit of love is too shallow, I can't fall deep.

The Black Pit of Despair is temporarily closed for renovations. We apologize for any inconvenience.

If heaven was hot and hell was chilly, tell me, why would you go to heaven?

I am in the Pitte, but I have gone so deep that I can see the brightness of the Starres at Noon

I NEVER QUITNEITHER COPY BY CHITSOMETIMES THINGS SPLITI DON'T UNDERSTAND A BITLIFE HIT N HAS PITSTILL IN LIFE I FITAS A GIFT I ADMIT.

Sometimes in the quest of searching the stars in others eyes, we fall into the never ending pit of darkness.

Mediocrity is a pit that swallows people who have rested on seats of complacency for long.

Success is likened to a deep pit, you have to jump in to get it, then you'll need a ladder of grace to climb out to enjoy it.

If you fall into a pit, you need a ladder, not a hoe. You must climb up and not dig up. Leaders discover the right way out of limitations.

We are sometimes dragged into a pit of unhappiness by someone else’s opinion that we do not look happy.