They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.

We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant

Doors are for people with no imagination.

I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.

I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.

Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.

The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil

Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

Are you sulking?” “Me? No. I don’t sulk.” “You sound like you’re sulking.” “I’m just waiting for the violent urges to subside.

Wrong is wrong even if everyone is doing it. Right is right even if no one is doing it.

Our ability to reach unity in diversity will be the beauty and the test of our civilisation.

Hip-hop music, in my opinion, is still very closed-minded, and if you're trying to do something that's too different, you get categorized as trying to do some kind of "alternative hipster" thing.

You were the only one who looked at me and didn't see her

Hard work is not the path to Well- Being. Feeling good is the path to Well-Being. You don't create through action; you create through vibration. And then, your vibration calls action from you.

Marriage is the dark side of the honeymoon

Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around.

We primarily grow as human beings by discovering new truths about ourselves and our reality.

That adage about genius being 5 percent inspiration and 95 perspiration - it's true.

How can you teach someone to be creative? You have to create yourself.