The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil

We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant

Doors are for people with no imagination.

I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.

I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.

Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.

Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

Are you sulking?” “Me? No. I don’t sulk.” “You sound like you’re sulking.” “I’m just waiting for the violent urges to subside.

Every solution to every problem is simple. It's the distance between the two where the mystery lies.

Love: always inclusive, never divisive

Control doesn't validate love

Like creating a masterpiece, quitting is an art: you have to decide what to keep within the frame and what to keep out.

I too often allow people to become a sterile commodity to be bartered in the service of my greed, and in doing something so absurdly reckless I foolishly barter away everything that meets my need.

I love rhinestones, faux jewelry.

Each time I get off a plane in Hollywood, I don't think I'm pretty enough.

I don't consider myself ever joining. But I have affiliations, for sure.

For me, survival is the ability to cope with difficulties, with circumstances, and to overcome them.

Fireside happiness, to hours of ease Blest with that charm, the certainty to please.

In chess, you should be as cool as a cucumber.