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Derek Landy Quotes: "Doors are for people with no imagination."

Doors are for people with no imagination.



Derek Landy Quotes: "I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl."

I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.




Derek Landy Quotes: "I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized."

I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.



Derek Landy Quotes: "Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it."

Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.




Derek Landy Quotes: "The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil"

The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil



Derek Landy Quotes: "Well, for future reference, this is my serious face."

Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.



Derek Landy Quotes: "Plans are invitation to disappointment."

Plans are invitation to disappointment.




Derek Landy Quotes: "I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering."

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.



Derek Landy Quotes: "Are you sulking?” “Me? No. I don’t sulk.” “You sound like you’re sulking.” “I’m just waiting for the violent urges to subside."

Are you sulking?” “Me? No. I don’t sulk.” “You sound like you’re sulking.” “I’m just waiting for the violent urges to subside.



Derek Landy Quotes: "Every solution to every problem is simple. It's the distance between the two where the mystery lies."

Every solution to every problem is simple. It's the distance between the two where the mystery lies.



Derek Landy Quotes: "Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.' And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight."

Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.' And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight.



Derek Landy Quotes: "The sparrow flies south for the winter."

The sparrow flies south for the winter.




Derek Landy Quotes: ""Found something?"..."No, sorry. I thought I had, but, no, it turned out to be, uh… more floor.""

"Found something?"..."No, sorry. I thought I had, but, no, it turned out to be, uh… more floor."



Derek Landy Quotes: "Tides do what tides do – they turn."

Tides do what tides do – they turn.



Derek Landy Quotes: "I would love to have a battle of wits with you, Bison, but I doubt it would be a fair fight.' 'Shut your face.' 'Exactly my point."

I would love to have a battle of wits with you, Bison, but I doubt it would be a fair fight.' 'Shut your face.' 'Exactly my point.



Derek Landy Quotes: "The world is bigger than you know, and scarier than you might imagine. The only currency worth anything is being true to yourself, and the only goal worth seeking is finding out who you truly are."

The world is bigger than you know, and scarier than you might imagine. The only currency worth anything is being true to yourself, and the only goal worth seeking is finding out who you truly are.



Derek Landy Quotes: "I kill a sofa for you and you go and sit in a chair?” Skulduggery asked. “I don’t think you appreciate the sacrifice that has been made for you."

I kill a sofa for you and you go and sit in a chair?” Skulduggery asked. “I don’t think you appreciate the sacrifice that has been made for you.



Derek Landy Quotes: "Embrace your inner lunatic."

Embrace your inner lunatic.



Derek Landy Quotes: "I could've died because you had to tie your shoelace?"

I could've died because you had to tie your shoelace?



Derek Landy Quotes: "Right, well, we've got to work out what we need. We've got to work out what we need, how we get it, and what we need to get to get what we need."

Right, well, we've got to work out what we need. We've got to work out what we need, how we get it, and what we need to get to get what we need.



Derek Landy Quotes: "You're not stealing anything, you're not breaking anything, so I'd guess you're Stephanie."

You're not stealing anything, you're not breaking anything, so I'd guess you're Stephanie.



Derek Landy Quotes: "A living skeleton isn't enough for you, is it? What does it take to impress young people these days?"

A living skeleton isn't enough for you, is it? What does it take to impress young people these days?



Derek Landy Quotes: "It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay." - China Sorrows -"

It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay." - China Sorrows -



Derek Landy Quotes: "The calm before the storm"

The calm before the storm



Derek Landy Quotes: "Are you kidding? I jumped off a building -- of course I'm hurt."

Are you kidding? I jumped off a building -- of course I'm hurt.



Derek Landy Quotes: "Valkyrie, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your friend is most likely dead.” “Of course he’s dead. He’s a skeleton."

Valkyrie, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your friend is most likely dead.” “Of course he’s dead. He’s a skeleton.



Derek Landy Quotes: "I am a rational man, but haven't you heard? i'm also insane. It gives me a unique perspective on things."

I am a rational man, but haven't you heard? i'm also insane. It gives me a unique perspective on things.



Derek Landy Quotes: "Valkyrie: “You are such a moron.” Skulduggery: “Don't be jealous of my genius."

Valkyrie: “You are such a moron.” Skulduggery: “Don't be jealous of my genius.



Derek Landy Quotes: "So he has no head' 'Thats usually what headless means' 'No head at all?' 'Your really not getting the whole headless thing are you?' 'Its just kind of silly even for us."

So he has no head' 'Thats usually what headless means' 'No head at all?' 'Your really not getting the whole headless thing are you?' 'Its just kind of silly even for us.



Derek Landy Quotes: "They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me."

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.



Derek Landy Quotes: "But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake."

But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake.



Derek Landy Quotes: "Come and have a go, if you think you're hard enough"

Come and have a go, if you think you're hard enough



Derek Landy Quotes: "You say one more thing that sounds like it's ripped from the pages of a really bad gothic romance and I'm out of here, are we clear?" - Valkyrie Cain"

You say one more thing that sounds like it's ripped from the pages of a really bad gothic romance and I'm out of here, are we clear?" - Valkyrie Cain



Derek Landy Quotes: "Sometimes it's not what you say, Valkyrie, it's just the fact that you're saying it."

Sometimes it's not what you say, Valkyrie, it's just the fact that you're saying it.



Derek Landy Quotes: "That was a good day for me," Skulduggery said. "I didn't have to hit anyone. I didn't have to shoot anyone. I just sat around and talked to my good friend and partner, Valkyrie Cain."

That was a good day for me," Skulduggery said. "I didn't have to hit anyone. I didn't have to shoot anyone. I just sat around and talked to my good friend and partner, Valkyrie Cain.



Derek Landy Quotes: "Are you taking my hat hostage?"

Are you taking my hat hostage?



Derek Landy Quotes: "You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know exactly what that someone has just done.' --Skulduggery"

You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know exactly what that someone has just done.' --Skulduggery



Derek Landy Quotes: "Sanguine felt the ridiculous urge to reach out and poke him, just to see if he’d react, but he’d seen that kind of anger before. It was the quiet kind. The dangerous kind."

Sanguine felt the ridiculous urge to reach out and poke him, just to see if he’d react, but he’d seen that kind of anger before. It was the quiet kind. The dangerous kind.



Derek Landy Quotes: "You've been reading Gordan's book again, haven't you?" "It's a white-knuckle roller-coaster ride," she mumbled."

You've been reading Gordan's book again, haven't you?" "It's a white-knuckle roller-coaster ride," she mumbled.



Derek Landy Quotes: "We punch people, Valkyrie. That’s who we are. Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed."

We punch people, Valkyrie. That’s who we are. Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed.



Derek Landy Quotes: "What?" she asked again. He pointed ahead of them. "See that?" "What, the snow?" "Beyond that." "More snow?" "Stop looking at the snow."

What?" she asked again. He pointed ahead of them. "See that?" "What, the snow?" "Beyond that." "More snow?" "Stop looking at the snow.



Derek Landy Quotes: "You are a cynical man, Mr. Pleasant." "We live in cynical times, Miss Cain."

You are a cynical man, Mr. Pleasant." "We live in cynical times, Miss Cain.



Derek Landy Quotes: "She wants to be polite and not hurt your feelings, so she's not going to laugh right now. But inside, inside she's laughing."

She wants to be polite and not hurt your feelings, so she's not going to laugh right now. But inside, inside she's laughing.



Derek Landy Quotes: "Just because an apple falls one hundred times out of a hundred does not mean it will fall on the hundred and first."

Just because an apple falls one hundred times out of a hundred does not mean it will fall on the hundred and first.



Derek Landy Quotes: "Suddenly Saracen Rue looked old and tired, and Skulduggery Pleasant came into focus as what he really was – a genius, a killer, a tortured soul, and the only true dead man among them."

Suddenly Saracen Rue looked old and tired, and Skulduggery Pleasant came into focus as what he really was – a genius, a killer, a tortured soul, and the only true dead man among them.



Derek Landy Quotes: "Don't be jealous of my genius."

Don't be jealous of my genius.



Derek Landy Quotes: "Stephanie had no problem doing what she was told, just so long as she was given a good reason why she should."

Stephanie had no problem doing what she was told, just so long as she was given a good reason why she should.



Derek Landy Quotes: "You need to find yourself a new hero." - Skulduggery Pleasant."

You need to find yourself a new hero." - Skulduggery Pleasant.



Derek Landy Quotes: "Then I reckon we got ourselves a good old-fashioned standoff." ... Nobody moved, or said anything, for the next few moments. "Old-fashioned standoffs are mighty borin"

Then I reckon we got ourselves a good old-fashioned standoff." ... Nobody moved, or said anything, for the next few moments. "Old-fashioned standoffs are mighty borin