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Stephen Colbert Quotes: There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.
         

There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.


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There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.
         



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