Rooting for the Yankees is like owning a yacht.

Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime

Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.

A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set

I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.

A sports expert is the guy who writes the best alibis for being wrong

I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas.

A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.

England produces the best fat actors.

Hockey would be a great game... if played in the mud.

Joe Louis is a credit to his race - the human race.

God's Will is what we would choose if we knew what God knows.

Be good to feel good and to attract good.

It is essential that justice be done, it is equally vital that justice not be confused with revenge, for the two are wholly different.

What ever you do-Don't get caught.

I've said consistently, the advice I give to Donald is to Donald [Trump]. And that's based upon our friendship over the last 14 years and the way I would expect to.

It's interesting to see people overcome things. Because if you didn't overcome, you wouldn't be writing it.

There was a backlash against elites, a backlash against those who were telling Americans what is important to them.

My mother and father stressed education and always made sure we had a place to study and books to read.

The whole Indian thing, I always say it's really the American holocaust. It's something we need to look at.

Contractors always pursue large profit, the customer - a high-quality end product in due time and at a lower cost. This struggle never ends, but this is natural.