There's a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Change is scientific, ‘progress’ is ethical. Change is indubitable whereas progress is a matter of controversy.

Don't be so humble. You're not that great.

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Silence and invisibility go hand in hand with powerlessness.

The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide open spaces surrounded by teeth.

Real tragedy is never resolved. It goes on hopelessly for ever.

Chris Eagles flew in on Shaun Wright-Phillips, so hard he almost broke the hyphen.

Today is the most important day of our lives.

Followers want to be taken care of. Leaders want to take care of others. We can all be leaders.

The best leaders... almost without exception and at every level, are master users of stories and symbols.