There is no other life; life itself is only a vision and a dream for nothing exists but space and you. If there was an all-powerful God, he would have made all good, and no bad.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

You can have a failed quest, but you can't have an achieved quest and no reward.

An over-indulgence of anything, even something as pure as water, can intoxicate.

Now that I have you thoroughly confused, let me pause to hear your own dismayed cry.

I'm a little bit phobic about stains on my clothes, so I never travel without a little packet of organic stain remover.

If you treat life well, life is usually good to you. And I love life. There's a long-standing affair between us.

Every girl has a right to be loved.

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.

I saw my whole life flash before my eyes, boss. It was horrific. I haven’t done anything to regret yet and it’s been way too brief. I at least want a license before I check out, you know?

You never know a line is crooked unless you have a straight one to put next to it.

Finding a photograph is often like picking up a piece from a jigsaw-puzzle box with the cover missing. There’s no sense of the whole. Each image is a mysterious part of something not yet revealed.