If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

Don't worry about hurting me, if that's what you're afraid of. I want to get hurt. At least I´ll feel something for a change.

The best money advice ever given me was from my father. When I was a little girl, he told me, 'Don't spend anything unless you have to.'

Life experience is priceless.

Anyone who wants to be truly free must be willing to stand alone in the truth.

Psychics put people in spiritual harm, the same way pimps put people in physical harm.

For those of us on that Leave side there is a natural credibility with those voters.

A lot of times, you design a logo to be timeless, but with something like the Olympics, timelessness is maybe not something you should be going for.

...Winter, the aged chief, Mighty in power, Exiles the tender leaf, Exiles the flower.

I'm a good judge of my own work.

Law; an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community.