The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

We have eyes to see beauty and a heart to love and appreciate it.

But you have to do what you dream of doing even while you're afraid.

I wandered the earth a mercenary, daring the gods to kill me but surviving because part of me was already dead.

Life is a disease, brother, and death begins already at birth. Every breath, every heartbeat, is a moment of dying - a little shove toward the end.

There is no heaven like mutual love.

In the middle '50s, I had written that the point would come, inevitably, at which the relationship between the cause of conflict and political objectives would be lost.

It was time to move on, to dance with life again.

Music is fun. It should be fun. And that's the key, I think. Keep it as the thing you love.

Let's all get married. There is nothing more beautiful than two people who love each other and commit to marriage

I wouldn't want to think people doted on us, hung on every word, or wanted to look like us.