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Metric System Quotes: "If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles."

If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles.



Metric System Quotes: "The most lasting and universal consequence of the French revolution is the metric system"

The most lasting and universal consequence of the French revolution is the metric system




Metric System Quotes: "God invented man, and man invented the metric system."

God invented man, and man invented the metric system.



Metric System Quotes: "Nobody in the United States knows what either a "meter" or a "kilogram" is. The whole reason why we fought the Cold War was so we wouldn't have to learn the metric system."

Nobody in the United States knows what either a "meter" or a "kilogram" is. The whole reason why we fought the Cold War was so we wouldn't have to learn the metric system.




Metric System Quotes: "If god had meant us to use the metric system he would have given us ten finger and ten toes."

If god had meant us to use the metric system he would have given us ten finger and ten toes.



Metric System Quotes: "The metric system was designed to get people to enter charity runs.Do you think you would go run a 3.1 mile race? No, but if somebody says, hey, 5 km. You go, 5km sounds pretty impressive."

The metric system was designed to get people to enter charity runs.Do you think you would go run a 3.1 mile race? No, but if somebody says, hey, 5 km. You go, 5km sounds pretty impressive.



Metric System Quotes: "I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system."

I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system.




Metric System Quotes: "Of course Evil's afoot. If it had switched to the metric system it'd be up to a meter by now."

Of course Evil's afoot. If it had switched to the metric system it'd be up to a meter by now.



Metric System Quotes: "Drugs have taught an entire generation of kids the metric system"

Drugs have taught an entire generation of kids the metric system



Metric System Quotes: "I'm not familiar with the metric system."

I'm not familiar with the metric system.



Metric System Quotes: "Some people are so much heaven to the square inch that life is simply hell, when she leaves you in order to go south for the winter. (Yes, women are people too, sometimes even threee.)"

Some people are so much heaven to the square inch that life is simply hell, when she leaves you in order to go south for the winter. (Yes, women are people too, sometimes even threee.)



Metric System Quotes: "The only measurement I understand is perfection."

The only measurement I understand is perfection.




Metric System Quotes: "If God wanted us to use the metric system, He would have given us ten fingers and ten toes."

If God wanted us to use the metric system, He would have given us ten fingers and ten toes.