The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

In order to have great happiness, you have to have great pain and unhappiness-otherwise how would you know when you're happy?

You want me to lie to you?" said McKay. I shrugged. Why not? I didn't mind lies.

If soulmates did exist I am pretty sure they would never divorce you, dump you, kick you out, separate from you or make you an option. They would never give up because you meant that much to them.

Let us worry about beauty first, and truth will take care of itself.

Winning is one of the most special moments. Every time I take the field it's a special moment. The fans are the ones that make it special. Because that's what we do it for.

We need a wide variety of ways for voters to get a good look at our candidates.

There was my mom and I had a wife for a long time and now there is my fianc-e. Eileen is in a long line of women who have given me orders.

I regard Duryodhana and his party as the baser impulses in man, and Arjuna and his party as the higher impulses.

Keep fear out of your child's mind, as you would keep poison out of his body; for fear is the deadliest of mental poisons.

A real explosion is not only much more fun to shoot, it also helps the actors and creates an energy on set and ultimately in the scene.